My Journal: Eyebleed Edition

Someone tagged me for somehting. What the hell was it?

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions

"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you."

But I don't want to be a vampire! I want to be a Werewolf!

You Are A Vampire

You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal

Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm

Your greatest weakness: Human flesh

You play well with: Werewolves

What Kind of Monster Are You?

THIS is my soap and I can't fucking wait!!!

*is selfish*

I shall be very glad when mini-nano is over and I get my betas back.

But I have been really enjoying some of the fic that's been coming out of this month - and if I haven't commented, blame Stewart.

Scotland is 14th in the FIFA rankings? You mean there are people worse at football than us?

Oh, yeah. I forgot. England.

remind me tomorrow to go and sort my tags in spnfic. I'm sure I've missed some

Next week on Autopsy...

They're crashing toy cars with aliens in them. All for science.

Isn't it great when your mini-nano thing starts working? I was kind of at the bit where you can't see the woods for the trees.

I miss Rikki Fulton

Normally on a show with a big cast, I'll have my faves, even though I love the ensemble. It makes iconing easy.

Unfortunately, I love every character without exception on FNL and so cannot chose who to icon. Grrr!

I love Bollywood films in general (they are getting shorter these days - it's not just me?) but I love this song, Beedi Jalayli. (No, I don't speak Hindi, beyond asking for a cup of tea. Priorities!)

meme!!

Snaffled from poisontaster and halcyon_shift and oh, my! Femmeslash on my telly!! OK, it's still for science, but there isn't really any need for Anna to be scuddie, unless it's for da laddies.

Equality and all that

Name any story I've written, and any character in it, canon or OC. I'll tell you three things about that character which I didn't put in the story

HAH!!

$5125.00

Get a cash advance

Yippeeeee!! I must be writing again! 1200 words in 4 days!!

It feels good, I'll tell you that.

So, my urgent list looks like this, Weesta's Birthday porn is getting done first, followed by my mini-nano, and then I'll see what strikes me

I'm sorely tempted to use my 25 icons slots with icons for my Nano.

I knew I'd seen the plot of The Brave One before.

Handgun, 1983.

Anyone know this film? Young wife and mother gets raped, guy gets off on a technicality. She gets a new identity and job and everything, starts drinking in the bar where he drinks, gets along great with everyone. She's actually establishing this new identity. One of her new friends susses, but says nothing. Over the film she struggles with the two indenties.

Then she shoots him in the bar, in front of everyone. Everyone is looking for the woman who doesn't exist, not the wife and mother.

Hmmm.

Should I buy Pirates tril, Bourne tril and Tranfomres from the States or from the UK?

*cries at all the stuff she wants to buy and how little money she has to do it*

I've got a shit load of icons that I need to get uploaded. But I don't have enough slots. WAAAAHHHHH!!

I mean I only use thirty, maybe on a regular basis. But I can't decide what ones to delete and it's not like I don't have them on my Dean.

Grrrr. Too many fandoms.

I've figured out what's annoying me about Reaper. One minute Sam's loving what he's doing, he's found a role, something worthwhile. The next he's whining about how much he hates it. Anyone know if it's had the back order yet?

OK, this one's actually educational

How did you spend your day, Mum?

dear schools,

You don't need so many fucking holidays. I am trying to write/do housework. I'm not getting very far with either due the presence of my firstborn, constantly at my back.

no love,

Me

Dear Sam, Dean, Faith and Lily,

We'll try again later. I promise that I will get the hot sexing out of my head onto the page soon. And we'll work around Dean's gubbed willy.

Dear Sam, Martha, Dean and Jack,

I have ideas for you. Really.

Dear Dean or Sam and Belle,

You'll just have to wait, you naughty girl.

Me XXX

I'd forgotten how hard it is write porn with kids running around

Help?

I need some icons with Billie Piper in her new role as Belle de Jour, but I can't find any publicity pics. Help a girl out?

I must be feeling more relaxed myself. I'm actually getting ideas for fics that I've got on my to do list and I'm actually enthused about them. I like that. It's been a long time since I've wanted to write

WTF!? AOHELL?

AOL has brain farted and returned to me every single bookmark I've ever had under every single name I ever had them under

So I only have to do this once

1. Do you have a tattoo?
No

2. How old are you?
Old enough to have fun and old enough to appreciate it.

3. Are you single or taken?
Single, thank fuck.

4. Fish?
Pandas?

5. Do you dream in colour?
Yes. I keep having weird dreams that the CW has accused me of stealing footage on my ipod (I haven't got one!) and Chip from NCIS is the guard going through my bag and I'm showing him that I haven't got footage and I turn round and JP is listening to my ipod and JA is looking at my phone.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
On TV.

7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
Pass

8. How did we meet?
Either in the Hizzy or through SPN fandom. Maybe ScotsPagans

9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
They both happen and you don't get a choice about either

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
If you were doing anything with me, you'd want people to know. Seriously, some of these questions are stupid. Is anyone really going to say they'll have a Columbine shoot out? Fly a plane into a skyscraper?

Who the hell would want to do something that bad they'd keep secret anyway?

11. Do you trust the police?
Mostly I see good people trying to do a really shitty job.

12. Do you like musicals?
Bollywood FTW!! I really want to do evil things to Saif Ali Khan or John Abraham.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?
From what I can see, Stewart-centred stuff makes everyone laugh.

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
I had the money to put my son to private school

15. Would you cheat ?
On a person? Not anymore. On an exam? Sure.

16. What are you wearing?
Fairy wings. Really.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
You mean people don't?

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Depends what you've done.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Something fun.

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
long.

21. What's your favorite day of the week?
Weekdays, because there's less people on the hills

22. What's your favorite color?
Royal blue

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
no one

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
My Mum and I have the equivalent of Bitch/Jerk which is Cow/Bitch. We've been doing this for years. As I'm the cow, she buys me cow stuff, like i have cow pyjamas, mugs, cooking timers, knickers, money banks and other stuff.

25. What was your first impression of me?
I liked the way you rolled either in fics, beliefs or sense of humour. Particularly the last one

26. Have you ever done drugs?
Pot, in university, but as I was drunk at the time, I've no idea if I was stoned or drunk to act the way I did on the three occaisons I did it. The best one was when I demanded to get strip searched by a sexy male officer during a raid. I was wearing a black basque, heels and a miniskirt at the time and the guy looked like he was just out of police school. I proceeded to remove my pants, in front of the party to "make it easier for you" while the guy's "beam me up, Scotty!" look got more and more "FUCKING DO IT NOW, SCOTTY!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOW!!"

His superiors were evil, because I've never seen a raid take so bloody long in my life.