My Journal: Eyebleed Edition

12:42am: Plot Bunnies!! Aww, aren't they cute!!
OK so um... plot bunnies bred by  ...

hmmm... plot bunnies,,,

are you spoiled? I kinda got one that hasn't happened yet.

Lily cheers up Sam on the anniversary of Mary/Jess death.

Dress Up! -- Sam & Dean dress up as firemen again. all that gear...

More of the vamps? The ones from Tongue are hiding as Ravers... Club scene, sex club scene... and hey, they gotta mask Sam's scent somehow...

Hee - here's a plot bunny... Sam finds out that Lily used to wear her hair like this: this 

Lily finds out about Madison

Backstory/Futurefic in my AU
Faith/Dean porn and gen

 Sam accidently gets married in Vegas. (not this month, but I like it so it will get done)

My two original novels - Water's Edge and No Mirror No Shadow

 

3:20am: Someone tagged me for somehting. What the hell was it?

3:07am: [Error: poll #1102981 not found]

3:00am: my tree is up, has lights and even some decs. But I can't decide if it needs more, because I'm fucking sick of the sight of it


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1:50pm: Ever wondered where I find a lot of my batshittery?
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird

Hemaphrodite horses, squirrel carnage, men robbing things nude in Duluth. S'all there

ETA. Poor Mossad. These guys must drive them nuts

1:25pm: Chianti. Fava beans
My first born is currently playing his mobile phone up his nose

12:30pm: If only every programme got their characters doing this

1:39am: I do find the oddest things
I'm supposed to be writing. You can tell, can't you?

12:38am: The lights have gone on my tree.
I've seen the Golden Compass. Not impressed, but Stewart loved it.

5:38pm: Last call for addresses if you want a card!

Comments screened.

12:58am: I know it's necessary for the story, but I'm pretty sure writing my novel doesn't mean "cutting it down by half."

On a brighter note...I'm now debt free. I owe nothing to no one. Except fic to pheebs1.

1:17am: Hey, Witchy! Remember how we were discussing Assassin's Creed? I found an interesting review...

7:39pm: One of my original novels appears to be developing a coherent story.

I'm writing porn for pheebs1. Dean/Faith porn. We likes the porn, don't we Precioussssss?

(I blame Faith for me not writing any Bela. They are too alike. And I think Faith would eviscerate Bela. I tried to write femme with them, but no joy.)

On the other hand my dishes are still resisting my entreaties for them to wash themselves.

6:18pm: Well, I have my tree up and the lights on it. Only took 8 goes.

11:43pm: This site is a fascinating site run by a couple of writers with interviews and resources. The linked article has a site where people who got a book or something to work with out of Nano, or even just a half finished book kicking round can go go and do something with it. I've got two novels sitting on my hard drive that I'd like to finish. Hmmm

11:03pm: I'll eat him with some fava beans and a nice chianti
I've had to flag.

Stewart's merrily been flagging me and LJ had to investigate. They were actually alright about it, they thought it was a feud and once I'd explained the flagger was my son, they thought it was funny.

However, I was asked to flag the journal and no more will be said.

No one more kiddies. Not unless they have access to my laptop.

Stewart is giggling over my shoulder. Let's slap him

1:10pm: ....or something
Dear bathroom,

Please clean yourself

Me
xxx

Dear Decs,

get yourselves up

Me
xxx

Dear Brain,

Work, please!

me
XXX

11:44pm: Is it cheating if my actual child answered this quiz?

You Will Be a Cool Parent

You seem to naturally know a lot about parenting, and you know what kids need. You can tell when it's time to let kids off the hook, and when it's time to lay down the law. While your parenting is modern and hip, it's not over the top. You know that there's nothing cool about a parent who acts like a teenager... or a drill sergeant!

11:38pm:

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Cruel Intentions

"I'm the only girl you can't have, and it kills you."

11:17pm: Irish Linen Isn't Green

Title: Irish Linen isn’t Green

Author: astrothsknot

Fandom: Supernatural/Buffy

Series: Imitating Angels AU

Rating: NC17 for sex and language and sex on a period

Pairings: Dean/Faith, Sam/Lily (OFC)

A/N Sam and Dean make a drunken bet about who can make their girlfriends scream first in bed. For weesta’s birthday. Beta by our very own naughty Santa, missyjack

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10:35pm: Hey, at least I'm not Buffy

You Are Elektra

"You don't know how I feel. I want revenge."

10:24pm: But I don't want to be a vampire! I want to be a Werewolf!

You Are A Vampire

You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist. And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave. You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh. Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm Your greatest weakness: Human flesh You play well with: Werewolves

12:41pm: Reporting live from a secret LA location, we give you an update on the WGA/AMPFA negotiations

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In other news, Stewart trashin_carz thinks its funny to keep flagging me. This could actually be fun.

1:53am: Thank God, it's the cops!
I'm watching a cartoon with cockroaches shagging and a Buddhist monk who sits in the corner chanting "Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You."

ETA someone has just turned their mum into a condom. she won't stop hoovering

1:08am: Aw, c'moan LJ! Whit crack ur ye oan noo?
I'm not flagging. It means hitting more fucking buttons to look at something innocuous because my flist want to make sure that kids aren't looking at their stuff.

My kid is twelve and perfectly capable of clicking the button. I refuse to babysit other peoples' kids. If they can't be arsed to keep an eye on what their children surf or click on, why is it my responsiblity?

It makes it harder to see stuff because I have to click and look at it before i let him look and by that time it's too late, it's seen. It was much easier when it was all behind a cut with warnings.

I've got a kid. That's my responsiblity. (No I can't be arsed to spell right. I'm tired and had a weird day. We had a works night out after a simple debt pack turned into a repossession notice and she starts telling me in gory detail about her father's abuse of her.)